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...para disfrutar. Alguien delgado puede tener este Espíritu también" El logo debe: Implicar el Nombre: "Espíritu de Gordo" Simpático y alegre. No ofensivo. En formato y forma debe ser aplicable para confeccionar poleras. ___ I need a simple logo for a group of friends event. These events celebrate that it is good to get together with friends to eat something and joke around. It can be a barbecue or meeting with friends. As a joke, the group is the "Gordo Spirit": "This name is linked to the desire or inner strength to enjoy. Someone thin can have this Spirit too" The logo must: Imply the Name: "Espiritu de Gordo" Friendly and cheerful. Not offensive. In format and form it must be applicable to make...

...GPS Where: RMC Recommended Minimum sentence C 123519 Fix taken at 12:35:19 UTC A Status A=active or V=Void. 4807.038,N Latitude 48 deg 07.038' N 01131.000,E Longitude 11 deg 31.000' E 022.4 Speed over the ground in knots 084.4 Track angle in degrees True 230394 Date - 23rd of March 1994 003.1,W Magnetic Variation *6A The checksum data, always begins with *...

create a web and mobile application application to take a qr code / magnetic tape / barcode and be able to make payments via posnet, example Mercadopago

Se necesita una librería en .NET para un proyecto en Xamarin Android, que permita obtener los datos almacenados en la banda magnética de una tarjeta (pueden ser distintos tipo de tarjetas: crédito, acceso, etc) La banda magnética será leída con un Magnetic Stripe Reader (adjunto una foto del dispositivo) que se conecta al celular.

Curvas B-H para un imán. Materiales magnéticos para imanes permanentes. Características de cada material. Ejemplos de imanes comerciales:. Fabricantes y precios. Ejemplos concretos de aplicaciones de un imán. Referencias: Libros varios de Física General Referencias: Fitzgerald. Electric Machinery. 6ª ed. McGraw Hill- 2003. Chap 1 Magnetic Circuits and Magnetic Materials (creo que hay versiones en castellano).

I would like to gift some coffee cups to our engineers. We are devoted to open source, hence, I need an original, funny, modern design involving Linux/Tux, Java/Duke and/or Android Robot, one of our company logos ([url removed, login to view]) and a short text. It can be a joke or something personalized like "Name (Java Ninja)" or "Here drinks a Linux Guru: Name" or sometning like a command line , for example: "alison@localhost:$ sudo apt-get install coffee" Quisiera regalar unas tazas de café a nuestros ingenieros. Somos devotos del Software Libre así que necesito un diseño original, divertido, que involucre Linux/Tux, Java/Duke y/o El Robot de Android, un logo de nuestra compañía ([url removed, login to view]) y u...

El proyecto consiste en crear una aplicación que lea y clone tarjetas de banda magnetica (no bancarias) utilizando este dispositivo y que se puedan almacenar en la memoria para hacer varias copias: Presupuesto y condiciones negociables y preguntar sin compromiso.

...También dejar un espacio para poner publicidad admob. Un saludo ------------------------------------- Hello, I wanted to know because you can make a very simple application, if I liked the result possibly more responsible applications. The application is about jokes, where there is a collection of jokes, and the ability to share on twiter, facebook and google+. Also a button to joke of the day or random. I wish that in the future I could add more jokes Also leave a space to put admob advertising. Regards...

I'm looking for a freelancer to be the model for ultrasound demonstrations at a medical conference. These demonstrations will not focus on diagnosing a medical condition, but rather showcasing a particular company's medical device and technology. Ultrasound is a safe and non-invasive way to look into the body, it is used on children and pregnant people and had no xrays or magnetic fields. Ideal skills and experience: - Willingness to have ultrasound gel placed on the abdomen, neck and legs. - Willingness to have medically trained participants at the conference watch the images generated while you are scanned and discuss technical aspects of the ultrasound machine around you. - Willingness to be scanned by visitors to the conference booth, they will be under the supervisi...

I'm looking for a skilled individual to assist me in adding unlimited plays to a magnetic swipe arcade game card. Key Requirements: - The card used is a magnetic swipe card, so prior experience with this type of card technology is essential. - I don't have access to the card's management system, so the solution needs to be standalone. - The primary purpose for this task is for research and testing purposes. The task itself is relatively straightforward - I need you to bypass any limitations set on the card to allow for unlimited plays. This project is time-sensitive, so I'm looking for someone who can deliver efficiently and communicate effectively throughout the process.

...illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young listeners and must respect the target audience's age and sensibilities. We can discuss for a prize for ---10 quality joke---. Each joke must be well researched, original and provoke laughter from young and old alike. We don't want jokes that chatgpt can do. ====================...

I'm looking for an experienced product designer proficient in 2D and 3D software, to produce detailed sketches for my laboratory equipment business. The requirements are as follows: - Design various types of equipment including microscopes, centrifuges, and benchtop equipment like magnetic stirrers, heating mantles etc. - Need both 2D and 3D designs. - Expecting advanced level of detail in sketches, with all internal and external components highlighted. Having knowledge in scientific/laboratory equipment will be deemed a strong plus. Designers adept in bringing complex concepts to life and meticulous attention to detail will be preferred. Please share examples of your previous work with similar requirements.

I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable and highly shareable.

I have two photos where I need the same location, same spot to have the addition of both large and spiderweb cracks. These should be a combination of subtle and prominent cracks, to create a realistic effect. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proficiency in photo editing and manip...photo editing and manipulation software such as Adobe Photoshop or GIMP - Previous experience with creating realistic effects, such as scratches or cracks - A good eye for detail to ensure the cracks blend well with the original photos - Ability to understand and meet the client's need for a combination of subtle and prominent effects - Understanding the client's need for the photos to be used as a joke on a friend, and being able to ensure the cracks are realistic enough to...

I'm urgently seeking a creative mind to design a high-impact logo for my brand and social media presence. I regretfully omitted my preferred color scheme but let's unlock your creativity to give my brand a magnetic appeal. The ideal candidate will have: - Experience in designing expressive logos - Ability to work fast, creatively, and under pressure - Sensible use of trendy color schemes in logo design Your effort will significantly contribute to strengthening my brand recognition across different platforms, an achievement I am most passionate about. Looking forward to viewing your bid. Let's give my brand an unforgettable face!

...together: Michael would teach Jennifer how to make the lamp, letting her feel the joy of creation; and Jennifer would tell Michael her stories and dreams, letting him know more about her inner world. Their relationship grows deeper and deeper, as if they have become an integral part of each other's lives. But the hands of fate seem to veer off course at their happiest moment and play an irreversible joke on the two lovers when Michael dies unexpectedly, leaving Jennifer to face the darkness alone. However, whenever night falls, there is always a lamp in Jennifer's room that lights up silently. That lamp, once handmade by Michael, had a soft and warm light, just like the romance Michael brought to her. It was as if she could see Michael standing underneath the lamp, smi...

I am seeking an Ansys expert to assist me with a project that involves these key components: - Prism Modeling: I need a detailed model built of a prism using Ansys Software. The prism's shape is a cubic prism. - Magnetic Field Analysis: I require an in-depth analysis of the magnetic field. This will include stimulation to measure the magnetic field distribution within the prism. The ideal candidate for this project would have: Ansys maxwell knowledge background, modelling of prism with x,y,z axis, ansys stimulation knowledge, able to explain the work and able to teach with video recording. This project is important for me, and I need someone who can deliver accurate, detailed results. If you have the skills and experience, I would love to discuss this projec...

I'm seeking a professional to create a custom VST quite similar to RC20. The following features are a must: - Sound Effects: Distortion, Vinyl simulation, Noise generation, along with a digital, space, and magnetic sounds. - Clean and Minimalist Interface: I prefer straightforward design keenly focused on simplicity and function. - Advanced Sound Effects: Feature Echo/Delay, Reverb, Modulation, EQ Cuts, Gain. Ideal candidates should possess a deep understanding of sound engineering, the ability to design user-friendly interfaces, and prior experience in creating VST plugins. I look forward to your innovative proposals.

...(2-4 hours daily):** You'll be our social media ninja, strategically engaging with relevant pages and posts to **drive organic growth and brand awareness** for Groom. **What we're looking for:** * A social media whiz with a proven track record of **growing brand communities.** * A creative mind who can consistently **develop engaging video content.** * A wordsmith with the power to craft **magnetic headlines and copy.** * A social butterfly who thrives on **building relationships and engaging with online communities.** * An individual with a **passion for innovation** and a keen understanding of the latest social media trends. **Bonus points for:** * Experience with **animation software.** * A strong understanding of **SEO best practices.** * Experience working in ...

I'm in need of a sound engineer to assist with recording sound that is difficult to capture, involving multidirectional sound waves and sound streams, some of them barely audible to the human ear. The project primarily involves determining the source of the sound waves and c...note, the project has no strict deadline. You're welcome to give this project the time and attention it requires, as determining the sound source, recording and amplifying it may take time. There is a super long background to this task, with a website and links reagarding the sound we will be looking to capture (about as faint as the flapping of a fly's wings, the flick of a mouse's tail - no I joke but it can be faint) and I will provide that to interested candidates to understand the tas...

...com/sensity-ai/dot As explained in the tutorial I like the idea of being able to press 1 to be Biden, 2 Trump, 3 Arnold Schwarzenegger, and so on. I would like to be able to talk and change my facial expressions etc and I want the video experience to be smooth and life-like. I would need it delivered within a week. I don't mind paying a fair wage for this but I want us to be reasonable. I am doing this as a joke and then maybe my kids will get some fun with it. I am flexible but was hoping to get this completed for $250.00 or so. I am much more comfortable with Windows but if it simply won't work with Windows I am ok with Linux. I also heard a rumor that people are able to do something similar to this using TikTok and OBS but I could be totally off on that. Tha...

...poignant, sentimental video in loving memory of my beloved dog who recently passed away. Key Requirements: - Mood & Tone: The overall mood of the video should be highly emotional and sentimental, capturing the special bond and moments shared with my pet. The video should evoke a sense of deep connection and love. - Music: The chosen music for this video is the song "Child" by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes. I would like the song to be integrated seamlessly into the video to enhance the emotional impact. - Duration: The ideal duration of the video is 1-2 minutes. It should be long enough to convey the emotions and memories effectively, while keeping viewers engaged. Your Role: - As the video editor, your task will be to compile a collection of photos and vid...

I'm seeking a talented designer to create a unique and fun running award medal. Every year we design a we have an award called the Trilogy medal that is awarded to runners who run three half marathons within the same calendar year. There are a number of different qualifying half marathons and each one has a corresponding small magnetic hexagon charm with each race's logo that get put into three hexagon spaces on the Trilogy medal. We need a fresh design for our 2024 Trilogy medal that will engage and excite our participants. Deliverables: - 1 Trilogy medal design with spaces for three charms to be magnetically attached Key Requirements: - Playful & Vibrant Style: The design should be lively and attractive, with the ability to catch attention at first glance. - Incorp...

...need an expert in PCB design to create a small magnetic levitation motor. My ideal designer would possess stellar skills in: - Microcontroller-based circuit design. - Magnetic levitation systems. - Power efficiency management. The project doesn't require utmost power efficiency, a basic level would suffice. Although compact, this tiny maglev motor device should be firm and durable with functionality on par with larger models. A prototype, design files and instructions for assembly/testing will be essential deliverables. Previous experience working on similar miniaturized projects would be advantageous. Your ingenuity will be crucial in the success of this project. Let’s chat more about how you can help bring my vision to life. This magnetic levitation...

We are passionate about magnetic construction sets and we offer a wide range of magnetic blocks I am a new seller on Amazon FBA, and I would like someone who can design my page with nice photos that relate to what I want to sell.

I'm seeking a creative designer to craft a logo for our Leon County Democratic Party event, which is themed "Keep Leon Blue". The logo should incorporate a harmonious blend of blue color themes and Leon County landmarks. A playful element to include in the design is an inside joke about a guy jumping over a fence. Ideal candidates will have experience in graphic design specifically for event promotions and T-shirt printing, comprehending visual symbolism and humor. Deep knowledge in color theory and proportions will be advantageous. The chosen design will be used primarily for event promotion and T-shirt prints.

I'm looking for a skilled photo editor to create a series of images as part of a fun joke for my sister and her fiancée. They're big Disney fans, so I'd like you to edit a photo of them to make it look like they got married at Disney World/Land. **Main Task:** - Edit the main photo to realistically place them at a Disney theme park. **Secondary Task:** - Create about 6 Disney-themed images, using their likenesses. These images will be edited into Disney posters. - The first image should be expertly edited, while the rest can be more basic. **Specifics:** - I have pictures of them, but you're free to choose the most fitting ones. - The first image requires a high level of editing skills, while the remaining ones can be more basic. - I'd like them t...

...right of the corner. (see pic). I'd also would like the board to be angled much like in the pic. If you have a better idea to that angle, I'm open to better ideas to make the Harvard square pop. I was also thinking that maybe only 2/3 or less of the board is visible? Like only the top left down 2/3 to the bottom right visible?(does that make sense?) This will be a background for my website and magnetic signs on my vehicles. Other squares could have roads like, Yale, Cornell, Wellesley, Vassar, Columbia, Stanford, Princeton, Dartmouth, Bryn Mawr, Tulane, Amherst. Corner squares could have, Route 66 (top left), Balloon Fiesta Park (bottom left), Sandia Peak (bottom right), and GO(opposite Rt 66), with appropriate images to match; (hot air balloon, Rt66 highway sign, l...

...field in mGauss in different points away from the magnet. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in FEMM: Experience in using this software for magnetostatic simulations is crucial. - Magnetic Field Distribution: The main goal of this simulation is to analyze and visualize the magnetic field distribution. You should have a good understanding of this aspect. - Materials Expertise: While I haven't specified the material to be used, prior experience with ferromagnetic or non-ferromagnetic materials would be a plus. Your responsibilities will include running the simulation and providing a detailed analysis of the magnetic field distribution. This is a critical component of my project, and I'm keen to collaborate with an expert who can deliver accurate and insightf...

...instrumentals used for tracks such as "Moonlight Sunrise" and 'The Feels' written by TWICE. To get the chord progression and the cosmic I mentioned styling right, here's the draft of the lyrics: All I can do is think about you Only you (yeah, it's true) My mind wanders aimlessly But it always ends up with you (can't undo) Warming symphony Reaches out to me I'm in a trance, can't break free Something so magnetic About you Once in a lifetime Hopes are growing 'Cause you're a supernova, baby Shining so brightly Supernova Supernova Let that flame burn Never been so sure I wanna be with you Take your time Falling in love with me 'Cause we've got eternity Supernova, yeah Captivating beauty (no doubt) Spark in my ve...

cancel this pls it was a joke :(

...Screen designs for our application running on our Android POS Device. The screen of the POS device on which the mobile application runs is 480*800 and 4" We provide contact, contactless and magnetic card reading with the POS device. We also enable payment from the mobile application with the QR code we display on the screen. When the payment page of the POS device opens, we first expect contact, contactless and magnetic cards to be scanned. That's why we have to put the official version of the large Contactless Card Reader logo in the middle of this screen. We also want to show that it accepts contact and magnetic payments in a smaller way on the screen. We also want to put a logo on this screen showing that payments can be made with a QR code. When you c...

I'm looking for a skilled Social Media Handler and Manager to amp up my Instagram and Twitter platforms, focusing on building brand awareness. Key tasks: - Create and curate exciting and attractive content captivating to the female audience. - Engage with ...captivating to the female audience. - Engage with users and build an interactive community. Ideal candidate: - Experience in handling Instagram and Twitter accounts. - Ability to captivate the attention of a female audience. - Background or interest in fashion, beauty, or lifestyle brands preferred. - Must have understanding of building brand awareness through social media. Let's create a magnetic social media presence together! This is a monthly flat fee job. What price are agree on will be on a monthly unders...

...sunglasses. Design Specifications: Exterior Design: Material: Durable, matte black cardboard or similar with a smooth finish. Style: Sleek, minimalist reminiscent of high-end tech products. Color: All black. Interior Design: Material: Lined with a soft, velvet-like fabric in black. Features: Designated slot or compartment for secure placement of the sunglasses. Closure Mechanism: Type: Magnetic closure for security and ease of access. Text and Branding: Text on Lid: "stargazing" in a stylish cursive font. Text Color: Metallic/Silver Gray. Finishing Touches: Details: Neatly finished edges; subtle logos and text complementing the overall design. Packaging Efficiency: Requirement: Design must optimize space, be lightweight yet sturdy, suitable for handling and ...

I'm in need of an Emerson PLC programmer for process control, particularly in fluid flow. This project involves the management and control of a Magnetic Flow Measurement System. The key responsibilities include: - Creating and maintaining Emerson PLC programming for fluid flow regulation - Configuring and implementing the necessary changes for the Magnetic Flow Measurement System The ideal freelancer for this project should: - Have significant experience in programming Emerson PLCs - Have broad knowledge and practical skills in process control, preferably with fluid flow - Have a deep understanding of the functionalities of a Magnetic Flow Measurement System. Experience in this field is a plus. Your expertise will greatly contribute to the efficient and accur...

I'm seeking an actor to wear a Roman Soldier costume for a unique marriage proposal. The actor will not need to interact much, but should remain in character throughout the event. This is a super super simple gig. I expect to only need 3-4 hours max. Requirements: - Comfortable in a Roman Soldier costume in a public space - Able to maintain a strong presence with...condition, as a short hike and standing for an short period may be required. The basic gist is: you will be dressed as a Roman soldier at some place, likely some hike trail around Denver, we will "stumble upon" you, and then I will "pop the question." Really, little to no acting or role-play required. I just need the scenario of "running into a Roman Soldier" to play out. (part of a long runn...

I'm in need of a CAD designer or architectural renderer with experience in designing industrial training facilities. The purpose of this facility is to provide training in nondestructive testing methods, including ultrasonic testing, radiographic testing, magnetic particle testing, R&D RT PHASED ARRAY, TOFD, CRDR. Key requirements for this project include: - A design for a two-story training facility - The facility should be between 10,000-12,500 square feet - It should include spaces dedicated to each of the specified nondestructive testing methods. The ideal freelancer will have experience with: - CAD software - Architectural design for industrial spaces - Knowledge of nondestructive testing is a plus.

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I am looking for an expert in Doorbird system to help maximize the efficiency of my home unit, focusing specifically on: Access control: - Enable the system to contro...multiple doors and garage openers - Allow to lock/unlock remotely - Add a keypad entry system for a streamlined user experience. Automation: - Automize processes where possible for ease of use Ideal Skills: - Extensive knowledge in Doorbird systems - Experience in automating security systems - Expertise in integrating varying access control systems, particularly with keypad entry systems and magnetic locks Your will help me document the current setup, explore technologies and products to purchase, make a plan incl. wire diagrams. Proven experience with home automation (doorbird a1018, doorbird ‎D2101) system...

I need a creative designer experienced in icon creation for my compass app, primarily emphasizing the compass in a minimalistic and abstract style. The focus of our app is finding directions, and the icon should illustrate this purpose...without being overly detailed. - Consider the app's Qibla finding feature and North distinction options. Ideal Skills: - App icon design experience - Proficient in modern design principles - Strong portfolio in minimalistic design. Install below compass app for more details Create eye catching icon for my compass app which having following feature. Compass with map Qibla finder True north vs Magnetic north Multiple compass themes and faces install below app from link for more details

...of this project is for prototyping a simple layout. Key Requirements: - Design a single-sided PCB layout - The size of the PCB should fit in the small area you see in the attached photo, so it’s a unique shape. - There will be two automotive LEDs that connect to the PCB, so 4 wires, however, the 2x ground works be best connected and then the positive for each light. I’m considering using a magnetic Pogo connector for the output and it would need 4 connections. You’ll see in the second image, the wiring is for an indicator/brake/running led. So the brake/running are connected and it works as such. The running light is a dimmed red LED, then when the brake is pressed the red light brightens. So it uses a resistor & diode, then the brake presses and the extr...

I am a resident doctor studying specialization and this year I finish the course. I would like to make a commemorative video, using a scene from Lord of the Rings, in which Aragorn frees the army of the dead. I would like to put the faces of my bosses and my fellow residents in the video, as if my preceptors were freeing us. Just as a joke, without public disclosure. I am currently seeking a skilled video editor to help me create a cinematic experience out of my raw footage. This project is intended for personal use, but I am aiming for a high-quality and professional result. Key Requirements: - Video Editing Style: I am looking for a cinematic style edit, meaning that I want the final video to have a polished and visually captivating feel. - Video Overlay:

Simulate electron confinement that could occur in the nanopores created from anodizing aluminum foil, and placing the foil in an oscillating dc-bias electric field orthogonal to the plane of the foil, and an oscillating magnetic field orthogonal to the plane of the foil. Develop model of nanopore likely to occur from anodization of aluminum foil Develop model of nanopore in electromagnetic fields Simulate and provide means for optimization of fields Bonus - develop model for parametrizing the anodizing for optimizing characteristics of nanopores nanotechnology, simulation of electron behavior in quantum wells, simulation of electromagnetic fields

I am looking for a skilled graphic artist to help me create a whimsical birthday card. Your task is to take the pictures of four individuals that I provide and photoshop them together into a background scen...is to take the pictures of four individuals that I provide and photoshop them together into a background scene of your choice, to create a humorous and memorable birthday card. The ideal candidate for this project will: - Be proficient in Photoshop and graphic design - Have a knack for blending images seamlessly - Possess a good sense of humor and whimsy - Have previous experience in creating joke cards or similar projects. Please, make your bid and show me examples of similar work that you've done before. This doesnt have to be perfect, its just for a tshirt to be wor...

...of an electromagnet that is created using spark gaps for research purposes. This simulation is expected to find out the power needed to generate a magnetic field in a distance of 1000 meters. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Expertise in electromagnetism and magnetic field simulation. - A general understanding of how a spark gap works. - Proficiency in suitable computer software to create such simulations, such as, CST. - A good understanding of physics, particularly in the area of electromagnetic fields - Previous experience in similar research or simulations would be an advantage Key Requirements: - The simulation should showcase the magnetic field generated by the electromagnet. - Focus on the distance of 1000 meters is crucial, and the output should be highly ...

I am in need of a freelancer with good talent in illustration who can conceptualize and design a A4 cartoon portrait poster. The twist? The face of Astérix (small dude) & Idefix (the dog) need to be replaced with my friend face keep the same style of illustration. This is a joke for a friends wedding. The poster will be using this illustration from Astérix & Obelix: And you need to replace the faces with my friend face in «  illustration mode/carton » keeping the same style as Astérix & obelix. My friends face attached The outcome: we need to be able to recognise clearly that it’s my friend face in the illustration! Do not: Just stick my friend

I am seeking an experienced professional skilled in electromagnetic simulation to help me investigate the behavior of two interlocking magnetic fields between two magnets. This includes examining the attraction and repulsion forces between them. Especially, I am interested in receiving detailed simulation outcomes at minor intervals. These outcomes should offer comprehensive prediction and modeling of the varying distance and rotation speed between the two magnets. The ideal candidate would have: - A strong understanding and experience in electromagnetic simulation - Good knowledge about magnetic field strength and electromagnetic interference - Ability to deliver detailed and accurate results in a timely manner.

I'm looking for an experienced engineer who can retrofit my Traxxas RC car into a magnetic propulsion system. With enhancing maneuverability and control as the main objective, your task will be to set up neodymium magnets as part of the propulsion system. Bonus for levitation , using 2-3s lipo batteries. Create concept, then receive 1/16th ERevo stripped down for components. The project requirements and expectations include: - Proficiency in working with electromagnets and speed controllers - Using a wireless remote control system to operate the car - Providing me with weekly updates on the progress Note that while your expertise and recommendations will be highly valued, my involvement in the project will be moderate. I'm excited to see your proposal!