367860 OsCommerce Plugin

Hello, I need a OsCommerce plugin created. Additional details are in the attached file. PM me the word 'understood' with your bid so I know you understand English and are not a bot. Tell me why you are the best candidate for the job. If you paste crap like 'we are a leading software house with 50 employees' your bid will be ignored. You must be able to start as soon as the bid is accepted. No timewasters. No PHP globals. Show me RELEVANT examples of your experience. This is an Object Oriented PHP project, if you need to google 'Object Oriented' then don't bid. Thanks. ps: No BS'ing me either