Hi :)
We can help. Below, I have drafted a sample of what the song would be like..
BAD BUGS - Steve ft Tim
'Cause, baby, now we got bad bugs
I never saw it in the source code
So take a look at look at what you've done
'Cause, baby, now we got bad bugs
Hey!
Now we have to debug
And I don't think we can solve them
The syntax won't just go away
And, baby, now we got bad bugs
Hey!
[Steve Jobs]
I can't take it anymore, from where I'm at
I hired you as COO, remember that
My CMD was quite legit, ID my legacy
Now all you do is avoid tax, and offshore accounts
I don't hate you but I hate to critique, the new iPhone
These innovations you say, are all daft
Now apple is byting, more than it can chew.
No I don't fear no more, microsoft is catching up once more.
And you just had to
Coin the word bendgate
What is that?
CHORUS
[Tim Cook]
Remember when I tried to name the company orange?
But you just insisted that we stick with apple?
Don't you remember? You thought that I would need ya
With your second hand jeans, round glasses and turtleneck
Everything was handed to you, did Wozniak write your lines too.
Keynote, to keynote
From westcoast, to eastcoast, Cupertino the place to be
Lisa, and all your office affairs
And you gotta live with the bad blood
How many coders can fix a light bulb.
The answer's zero, hardware problem.
If you wanna mess, just go google play
(Go for a heist, then a jailbreak)
CHORUS