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...The parties having it didn't know it was being over heard. And well Vera Found out I'd been locked up and was in jail. So what's the first thing an innocent 10yr old girl think hearing that. Well automatically its only bad people that go to jail people you dont want to know prople that are trouble bad criminals. So she's just automatically thought to these things. About her caring, loving but stupid Farther. And also due to this reason that one of the people in the conversation that she wasnt meant to hear. Was the local, arresting, charging officer of the case that I was convicted on and was given a time of imprisonment sentence for. Now the case and charges involved me using acts of decieval and using personal information details for such acts of dece...

Fuckking liar and stupid asshole.

In a moment of anger I did something very stupid and ripped up some special pictures. I’m trying to put them back together because I would like to reprint them. I’m having a hard time with the lines showing up. It’s 2 pictures please help.

Looking to recreate a phone app I built on a new platform. Local events tab that I can update weekly. Enter to win. Stupid videos from the internet, etc. Push Notifications to users on Apple and Google. I want to be able to edit, add content,” and send notifications. I’m already registered as a developer on Apple and Google, just need to recreate it and upload. Looking for someone local preferably. Southwest Michigan. Thanks!

Have an STL solid whose right side should be mirrored to the left side so both sides look the same. Unfortunately I'm too stupid for that. lol Although it is in the hobby area, I would still need the edited file quite quickly. -- Habe einen STL Volumenkörper dessen rechte Seite auf die linke Seite gespiegelt werden soll, so dass beide Seiten gleich aussehen. Ich bin da leider zu blöd für. lol Es ist zwar im Hobbybereich, trotzdem würde ich die bearbeitete Datei doch recht schnell benötigen.

I am looking for a cartoonish illustration of an Ouroboros (a snake eating its own tail). The skin of the snake should be recognizable as patches from the X-Rite Color Checker Classic. The snake's eyes/face should look dumb/stupid/ignorant/ like a yokel. This will be used as a slide in a presentation about color management with the message that if you calibrate a camera using a color target like the X-Rite Color Checker Classic then you should not use that same target to evaluate the quality of the color coming from that camera. Doing so is recycling the data (the data eating its own tail) or "teaching to the test".

Good Day. I am looking for a skilled video editor to edit 60,- short form In...approximately 40-60 seconds in length and I have the raw footage and assets needed ready to go. Most of these videos will be "reaction videos" (where 2 screens will be shown, one of the original footage on one side of the screen and then me reacting to that original footage on the other side of the screen) WARNING!!! PLEASE LIST YOUR PRICE FOR COMPLETING THIS ENTIRE JOB!!! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANY STUPID "PLACEHOLDER PRICES" LIST YOUR PROPER PRICE IF YOU TRY TO PULL OF ANY "PLACEHOLDER BULLCRAP PRICE" AND STARTS DISCUSSING A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PRICE IN THE CHAT I WILL BLOCK YOU! Looking forward to the SERIOUS entries though :)! Hopefully I will find someone that I can wo...

Hi Summer! You wrote a book for me “Stupid Funny Law. Are you available to create daily content for Twitter and Insta?

Hi Summer! You wrote a book for me “Stupid Funny Law. Are you available to create daily content for Twitter and Insta?

Hi Summer! You wrote a book for me “Stupid Funny Law. Are you available to create daily content for Twitter and Insta?

My stupid body corporate will not allow us to have any private property permanently on body corporate property. So I was wondering if an engineer could help me rig up a safe pulley/hoist system to hoist the table tennis table up and down. The distance is about 5 m and the table tennis table is a full size table which is surprisingly heavy. Maybe this is a ridiculous idea? I am an engineer myself with a major in comp sci.

...I said, this is also an interview for the next version. 10.) I am an engineer and I do not want to hear that is impossible just because you do not know how to do it yet. I will not ask for impossible, if it is impossible to you, it is because you do not know how yet. Reply with the key word so I know you read this posting. I know what I am talking about as do not want to be treated as if I am stupid. When someone says impossible, I hear I am lazy. Most of the work is done, please do not be greedy. 11.) If you agree to do the project for a set amount, then I do not want to hire you and you immediately ask for more money. If you do, you are fired as I do not want to deal with that. 12.) I ABSOLUTLY DO NOT WANT ANYONE WHO IS GOING TO ASK ME TO LEAVE FREELANCER AND WORK WITH THEM ...

Currently have a WP with Woo and Elementor site up and running, we were using Zakeke product customizer but have removed it, we are looking for a freelancer to install Fancy Product Designer 3d model. You will need to remove all Zakeke related files etc..and restore pages to fully working. Dimensions will be on printable areas and will be given to successful p...SEO analysis and re submit to search engines etc and make the site more accessible . fix sitemaps etc…perhaps go through and get backlinks sorted unwanted unused junk files. **********NOTE: what you bid is what you will be paid do not try to upsell or re negotiate costs....this is not a big job - if your bid goes over the allocated max budget your bid and you will be blocked for being stupid and not reading..!!!*...

I need help with photo editing for a project. I have a photo of a garden fence. I want to see if it is possible to take one side of the fence in the photo and make it look smaller than shown in the photo, this is to show a customer that it will look stupid if the fence is different sizes. The fence steps down as it goes down a slope and the customers opinion is that the top of the fence should all be at the same level which it shouldn't.

I'm looking for programmers who can develop cheat programs for specific mobile games, I need experienced and talented ones, not newbies, our target game is a mobile game from Tencent, a game that only operates in mainland China, I will pay you no less than $100,000 per month, I want talented ones, not stupid ones, thanks

PLEASE READ THE BRIEF AND DONT START QUOTING STUPID PRICES. I WILL NOT RESPOND TO GENERIC RESPONSES I need a similar website to this built to the tiny url I have below. The only thing that I want done differently is the ability for each advertiser to have an option (that we activate from the back of the website) to sell products as well. So, a landing page with an individual ecommerce option for each. I want an option for us to be able to deduct a percentage on the sale of each product if we choose to and I also need each landing to give me stats on how many impressions, clicks and duration of visits. I also need to have the option to add an external website to each page, as well as an external email to each page, just like the website has below. We are expecting a high volume of...

Hi Sumit. As discussed, please recreate this artwork, so it has a clear background

Hi, I'm looking for someone to record themselves reading the p...you on wrong paths, Alienate yourself by taking staunch stances, Ignore doing the things that make you happy, Reduce your life expectancy and become an insomniac, Eat trash and embrace and amplify your pain with addictive substances, But whatever you do, Keep people safe, and loved. Cause they're the only reason this life's worth living. We don’t have to be perfect. At some point we’ll all make stupid decisions, push too hard, and hurt the people we love. Life is about making mistakes. Chase your dream, and embrace failure. Nobody's perfect. So when you need to stop, just stop. Don't keep trying if it's not working out. Things will always get better tomorrow. And you will alway...

My project is a new website and app that will allow people to store their Wills, let loved ones know where their Will is located when they pass, and who the e...being the winner, rather than what people provide as a logo. A thought I have had with the logo is a monsters hand coming out of a grave pointing towards the words - Where is my Will Located, My Executor is ????, My Wishes are. I have attached a copy of JPEG for similarities, but please don't just copy it, expand on it. Please let all your creativity go into this, as nothing will be considered stupid - I am trying to make light heart out of a very serious situation. Some cartoon graphics, but also some modern graphics for the seriousness of the situation. I have attached an explanation of what a Will is for the people w...

Hi there! We are currently looking...(on-going) graphic designer that is willing to work with us for a few different projects in the future. You will be paid per image with right now over 10+ images needed. I've attached a style of images from an artist we love BUT WE WANT TO SEE YOUR STYLE! Please use any of these phrases (feel free to do more than one): -I QUIT WHEN THINGS GET HARD. -I'M CUTE BUT I CUSS. -YOUNG, SO A LITTLE STUPID. We want to see what colors, fonts and creative things you choose! Add images if you'd like. Anything! Show us what you got. The more phrases you use, the more we can see your work but its not necessary to be chosen as the winner. Please also attach a website/link of additional work if you have it. Thank you so much! Excited to se...

I know this is going to sound stupid, but I can't activate an event on a span in JS. It has an ID so one would think simply selecting it by its ID and () should work but nope. Someone please help, I wasted over 3 hrs on this today.

I need a python script that uses Python and CCXT (CCXT is optional) to get the price differences between the exchanges listed below SUPER FAST. It must flow like water. Details are available in the Docx file I provided. Please contact me...please attend it to the variable we can change later -Avoid if price difference lower than Threshold. -PAIRS MUST BE USDT ! (like ETH/USDT,XRP/USDT) Avoid others. -Checking Price Difference MUST BE FAST ! This is important Prices must be taken from "Bid" and "Ask" values of both exchanges Exchanges : Kucoin Binance Huobi OKX Coinbase BtcTurk Bybit Bitget Bitfinex Poloniex (If this occur stupid errors avoid this) Check prices for now (Make sure these three exchanges are quickly changable according to the upper list.):...

Website to sell ebooks. The system need to be integrated with payment gateway, as example paypal. The website need enable user to view the ebook (PDF), online, but not allow to download the file, to avoid piracy. follow the KISS method , Keep it simple, stupid.

...that includes the whole text (tweets) and you need to annotate them. The xlsx file going to be in google drive, So you need to have internet while you annotate the data. Annotation Examples -------------------------------------------- Tweet: X person is stupid. He don't know anything about his job! Hate: YES Offensive: YES High-Level Target: Individual Low-Level Target: X Tweet: All Programmers are smart. I love to work with them! Hate: NO Offensive: NO High-Level Target: Other Low-Level Target: Programmers Tweet: All Programmers are stupid. They don't know anything about their job! Hate: YES Offensive: YES High-Level Target: Other Low-Level Target: Programmers Tweet: All Programmers are not honest. They don't know anything about their job! Hate: YES Off...

I currently use this but due to limitations of the package I have I cannot check all the domains on a certain IP address that I need to...rather simple task I simply need to be able to either enter the IP in bash as I run all this on my Linux virtual machine or load it from a text document such as and then write the list of all domain names found using that IP address to a text document that I can then read. Maybe either a new line for each domain or after each one append a , This is a small task, if you are going to post a stupid price, do NOT bother. You will be blocked from all my future larger projects. The IP address in question for this cyber security task is show on as having over 1500 domain names reversed to this IP address

I have an account with IONOS that has all the steps to improve and optimize my SEO, I've done some of the steps, but I don't have much t...make this for me. Domain with GoDaddy. If you know how to follow steps, if you understand English and if you have good knowledge of SEO this is a GIG for you. It might take about 1h or 2h top. As you finish the tasks, it will show up as done, if you didn't do properly also tells you that the task was not finished totally, there is something missing. So, don't try to trick me, because I'm not stupid! IF you have any offers to make my blog rank on Google, please let me know. I'll post some of the blog analysis so you can have a better idea of what needs to be done. Keywords: daily struggle, feeling, emotion...

...my place to buy weed and smoke with me, he would show me drugs he was selling and he would offer me. i would tell him no, and how drugs distorted my life, and he laughed and didn’t believe me, so i gave him my id and told him to google my name. after he did that he was sooo interested and even fascinated with what i was telling him, but i kept telling him how stupid i was, that drugs destroyed my life, and i did something very stupid to suport my habit, and that led me to jail and prison which is not a nice place. i told him the money was not worth the time) in October 6th 2017 he called me to do him a favour to pick him and his friend up and that they would buy my last 18 grams of weed but they would pay for the full 28 grams. when i got there he was alone, i showed...

i am having trouble with my htaccess file. my ssl cert is currently configured to secure my naked domain, only. so the site is displaying perfectly fine across all browsers whenever someone enters the domain without the "www" but google has many pages in...htaccess file. my ssl cert is currently configured to secure my naked domain, only. so the site is displaying perfectly fine across all browsers whenever someone enters the domain without the "www" but google has many pages in its search results that include the www and i can't figure out what i am doing wrong in my htaccess file i know this is a common problem and an easy fix and i feel stupid for not being able to do this on my own so i'm happy to pay $25 if someone can spare a few minu...

Topic: what a STUPID ban!!! Budget about 45 minutes to listen to the program. After you’ve listened to the program, and have had time to reflect, write a two-to-three-page paper as follows. In the FIRST section of the paper, give me the details of the program. Please include 1) The date of the program; 2) A list of the hosts and guests; 3) A list of the topics covered during the program; 4) Name ANY advertisements aired during the program for firearms or firearms-related goods or services (even those offered by LEPD itself). In the SECOND section of the paper, for TWO of the topics discussed, share with me 1) How the hosts of the program presented the topic; 2) What, if any, evidence the hosts provided relevant to that topic, 3) YOUR thoughts (supported

Topic: what a STUPID ban!!! Budget about 45 minutes to listen to the program. After you’ve listened to the program, and have had time to reflect, write a two-to-three-page paper as follows. In the FIRST section of the paper, give me the details of the program. Please include 1) The date of the program; 2) A list of the hosts and guests; 3) A list of the topics covered during the program; 4) Name ANY advertisements aired during the program for firearms or firearms-related goods or services (even those offered by LEPD itself). In the SECOND section of the paper, for TWO of the topics discussed, share with me 1) How the hosts of the program presented the topic; 2) What, if any, evidence the hosts provided relevant to that topic, 3) YOUR thoughts (supported

I want to have a logo for me as a webdesigner. The company name is like my real name "Patrick Minich". The logo should have an emphasis on the M, maybe the P as well. I need a horizontal version (For website, pen, etc.) and a square one. I am not stupid. I know google reverse search :)

Here is the deal. Got a steam deck, don’t have a PC. I got new Vegas running with mod organizer and NVSE on the deck. Took me 3 days. The deck interface is awful for managing files. I need someone to make me a fully loaded game file for me to copy/import whatever onto my deck. If I’m talking about unicorns and fairytale...talking about unicorns and fairytales, let me know please, I’m brand new at all this. Please reach out for details and give me a price. This is weirdly important to me and I’m willing to pay (obviously) but probably more willing than I should be for the amount of work (Because with a PC this is easy!) please help! I’d love to play my favorite game with mods finally. Logged like 10k hours into this stupid game vanilla. Just want to bi...

Here is the deal. Got a steam deck, don’t have a PC. I got new Vegas running with mod organizer and NVSE on the deck. Took me 3 days. The deck interface is awful for managing files. I need someone to make me a fully loaded game file for me to copy/import whatever onto my deck. If I’m talking about unicorns and fairytale...talking about unicorns and fairytales, let me know please, I’m brand new at all this. Please reach out for details and give me a price. This is weirdly important to me and I’m willing to pay (obviously) but probably more willing than I should be for the amount of work (Because with a PC this is easy!) please help! I’d love to play my favorite game with mods finally. Logged like 10k hours into this stupid game vanilla. Just want to bi...

I need 5-10 bids only and not 100+. I don't have time to discuss with all. No individual bidder. If you care for quality in bidding, you are welcome.. No copy and paste and no prior portfolio.. I will chat with all who is patient and put efforts. No placeholder/ automated/ bogus cost/ bogus time.. Take this seriously.. No chatting with me. No stupid questions without showing me you have what I need. I am looking for one who has business mind/ technology and can read my project and lessen my work (explaining features). If you need my detailed feature requirements to impress me.. You are not the one I am looking for. I am working with Car Dealers and they want me to build them their own websites on a subscription basis. I want to offer them most common features and some more ...

Aloha, When we started in 2013, we only had one location and started with FB. As we've grown to 3 locations (with a 4th opening late January) and adding in IG we added accounts as need...streamline access. Everything is all over the place. We need to get it organized. I have my personal FB page. 3 FB pages for each location, and 3 IG's. I need help. Over the past 8 years, my FB business manager has gotten out of control. Granted I didn't know what I was doing in the beginning and having added several business things have gotten way over complicated. FB Business Manager is just stupid hard to navigate. What I am trying to do is simplify everything. Have one BM for all of my businesses. Please let me know if this is something that you are able to do? We do not need...

If you are in quantity of bids.. this is not for you.. I am looking for a quality. No placeholder/ automated/ bogus cost/ bogus time.. Take this seriously.. No chatting with me. No stupid questions without showing me you have what I need. I am looking for one who has business mind/ technology and can read my project and lessen my work (explaining features). I am working with Car Dealers and they want me to build them their own websites on a subscription basis. I want to offer them most common features and some more so your cost will be based on must have (common features from sites I showed) + extra for additional features. I would like you to compare what needs to be built with or OR or many commercial sites you can search on - to see all

...in the YouTube platform to public as soon as possible. While she/he need to block/remove all negatives/haters comments in the system. 3. She/he need to consolidate enquiries for me on daily basis so that I could answer the questions systemically. Then use my answer to reply to the viewers. 4. need to familiar with SEO concepts 5. need to perform final check for my video, see if there is any stupid/careless mistake before official posting 6. Need to assist me to upload videos and all sorts of contents into YouTube platform. 6. Must profession/native in Chinese, prefer who also know Cantonese. 7. I prefer woman more as they are more careful in handling relationship, but definitely open to man. 8. Time zone should be close or equal to Hong Kong/Beijing/Singapore/taiwan...

Hello, I...will want the right person to stay on retainer for further work of the same nature on an ongoing basis. The kind of videos/clips wanted will be the following: Natural disasters unusual phenomena animals/pets - cute/funny/attack/rare animals relationship arguments/troubles/sweet/nice things unusual events football/soccer highlights NFL highlights NHL highlights basketball highlights Fails funny/stupid car accidents lucky people acrobatics talented people/people doing great things ASMR creation make-up transformations transformations of people snooker/pool trick shots diving and anything else you find interesting: please no copyrighted material and will like to be sent In files. as said I will be looking for someone to do this for me ongoing at least for the next yea...

hi i have a very stupid question, i have a primefaces project and i need to add a control of valdidation registration user password at the return starment of method. actually there is the user already present control, i need just add another control about the password that need respect > 8 character etc. I have try to insert the check in return starment but i have error in reutrn type Flux<Response>. this is the part of code: @Service public class UserService { @Autowired UserRepository userRepository; public List<UserEntity> findAll() { List<UserEntity> users = new ArrayList<UserEntity>(); ().toIterable().forEach(user -> { (user); });; return users; } //PASSWORD VALIDATION digit + lowercase char + u...

I'm looking for someone who is an expert on implementing Identity Server ...pick their brains around the subject and get a better understanding of 1. Understand the differences between client scopes and API scopes? 2. How can I create a link on one web site that automatically redirects and logs into our web site. 3. How I can get a token from the IDP and use for web API's using Postman and through a web call. 4. How to Integrate in general 3rd party and ask any other stupid questions I have. I'm thinking of having an hour's or two consultation vai zoom or something like that where we can go through the code I have written and what I've done and you can then help me with the outstanding tasks I have. I am UK based and would prefer someone in a similar time...

Please note that you MUST be familiar with Magento and its CSV formats this is NOT simply a data entry task. We have a Word document containing 40 flavours, we need a CSV created to allow us to import these 40 configurable products in the two variations - so 40 configurable products and 80 virtual products. Need someone to work on creating this so that we can import it as soon as possible. No stupid bids, we will pay $30 maximum which will not be released until we have checked the data and imported it. Word doc attached for assessment purposes. Advise if any additional information is required. To ensure that you have read this description fully please ensure the word eliquid is the first word of your bid, otherwise we will ignore you.

We need someone to Install pterodactyl panel and configure it to support Install, optimise and secure SQL Import and test eggs for discord bot hosting (JS,Java,Python,Golang) I know prices of this on Fivver so no stupid quotes For the Freelancer team who have no clue what the project is about and removed the last post before asking a question The BOT hosting is not for the creation of bots, but allowing the hosting of moderation or ticket bots on their own private discord servers, not damaging a company's reputation, spam or anything blackhat The bots actually prevent spam, these are created by the customer to protect their own discord servers or perform actions on their own websites such as discord API sign in Next time ask a question before being trigger happy to remo...

I need a writer who want's to help me with a description I've written it must be corrected for mistakes and flow better if that needed, so I can publish it with my painting. It is about my painting were I am praising sweet and loving people and prefers the way of life of tribal people, and is against evil, stupid and unloving people and the industry. The description is also about what I have painted in the painting and why I have painted it. The description is on 4 pages.

You are one of the most stupid 'people' I have ever come across. You have zero logic and you really believe I canceled a milestone and refuse to engage in a conversation. You are born to fail what a complete idiot you are. Ypu wasted hours of my time just to block me because you do not understand how freelancer works. Anyway, it is your loss I have found someone else you ugly weird looking rat.

work now 1. teach me to understand the template i bought in their readme file, explain it. 2. how to update the header items then all the other file will update as well? use scss? teach me scss 3. why the template file have two copy of html? core and theme? so how i customize it to make me east to update the template from author.. ...teach me to understand the template i bought in their readme file, explain it. 2. how to update the header items then all the other file will update as well? use scss? teach me scss 3. why the template file have two copy of html? core and theme? so how i customize it to make me east to update the template from author.. 4. i only need expert to slowly and teach me in patient way... because i am stupid template Thanks

work now 1. teach me to understand the template i bought in their readme file, explain it. 2. how to update the header items then all the other file will update as well? use scss? teach me scss 3. why the template file have two copy of html? core and theme? so how i customize it to make me east to update the template from author.. ...teach me to understand the template i bought in their readme file, explain it. 2. how to update the header items then all the other file will update as well? use scss? teach me scss 3. why the template file have two copy of html? core and theme? so how i customize it to make me east to update the template from author.. 4. i only need expert to slowly and teach me in patient way... because i am stupid template Thanks

...my sister in law also, not the bully! Found this out in April of 2019 from ancestry.com. My friend helped me in the later part of the 90, to establish credit I got a PO Box downtown that my mail was sent to because for 20 something years I was Mrs. James Ballard I had no identity of my own, i’m not an educated person I really dislike school but I landed really good jobs so I guess I’m not that stupid I’ve never done drugs I’ve never taken to drink I have never done recreational anything I just knew from a very young age that every day was different and every day brought something else and that’s what has always kept me going. I have a lot of stories to fill in gaps in years places things happenings in 1993 I was told by my aunt that the scar on my c...

I need someone to create/develop/train/whateverterm/make a Capsule Neural Network-based deep learning thing that classifies an images of human poop according to Bristol Stool Scale. Make it as simple stupid as you can in what easy language is neccessary. Copy an existing network if there exists, just get it done. Sorry, it's my first time working on this stuff and I don't know a lot of stuff. This project is basically the paper below but instead of CNN, it should be done with CapsNet.

Hello Freelancers, We are looking for someone with the following; - FLUENT English skills, we don't want to have to sit there forever explaining everything. - Able to work with us long term - Someone who can provide us a good cost and not rip us off! I have attached a design document that goes on every...document that goes on everything in there, it even has a reference site we strongly recommend that you look at this website as it has EVERYTHING that we do require. If you have read all this then please put this word "RLSUPER" at the top of your proposal, we will not reply to anyone who does not as we know you have not read the secret word. Our Budget $200 AUD Please do not give us ridiculous stupid quotes, the reference website in the document attached only cos...

...spoiled rich kids is a quick way to win over your audience. Man, I love that title card. The same horseshoe just rotated-Part 1? What the crap? That's not on any of the posters, none of the marketing materials! Bold move. And I absolutely love it. Finally! Someone got it right! Take your dang time. To be fair, I'd imagine most 16 year-olds dream about Zendaya. Also,strap in. Everyone in this film is stupid hot, and it's essentially impossible to ignore. Also ,way to cast someone who could actually pass for 16! No offense Tim, but you're making it work. LONG TERM: Do this as a test and send me on chat, our team will check. If you get accepted we negotiate payment per hour audio!...