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..."evolution" and "domain" a logo that is enduring like, edgy, smart and innovative, we want a cool typography for the logo nothing boring and obsolete fonts 1) We are not stupid, do not use clipart, free vectors of the web among other tricks used by losers we realize if your proposal is original or is a fake 2) DO NOT want generic logos: http://www
...provide your past job examples, your offer will be declined. - Please dont ask for prepayments or milestones, i will not do it. I will pay only as i see links. - Dont ask stupid questions "what is crowd marketing" and "how to do it", you will be rejected immediately. - Before placing links, you have to provide me list of websites to check by me to
Hello there i need someone who can help me to get php stalker billing panel so i can create master dealer re...someone who already have readymade package so i can buy from them and would be able to make changes according to it. billing panel like startv goldtv etc.i dont need whcms stupid panel which whcmsmasters sell i need real php with source code.
...spy business im looking for a professional hacker for partnership that can make you easily 10,000 to 50,000 thousands dollar for a months this is not a scam or some other stupid offer its a real offer that will make you rich as you wish, i can guarantee that because the site rules i cant write more details on this message so if you are a professional
MY LAST JOB WA...you attempt to contact me through the website or email I WILL REPORT YOU. Keywords: Jobs in Sydney Sydney jobs. Reasonable price only. DO NOT WASTE YOUR BID - I am not a stupid target who will pay too much. QUOTE PER MONTH FOR TWO KEYWORDS To prove you have actually read this job description start your proposal with: Hello Anthony
SEO required f...you attempt to contact me through the website or email I WILL REPORT YOU. Keywords: Jobs in Sydney Sydney jobs. Reasonable price only. DO NOT WASTE YOUR BID - I am not a stupid target who will pay too much. QUOTE PER MONTH FOR TWO KEYWORDS To prove you have actually read this job description start your proposal with: Hello Anthony
...to be able to take a percentage of the transactions. P.S. don't try to make it sound more complicated then it is, I have basically already built it on WordPress so I'm not stupid, I know this is going to be easy and my budget is firm. Stay under my budget and you can get the job. I have already been working on this for months I just dont have time to
we need to make. some effective catchynads that sell out product and convert not just get website clicks etc. need so...someone to come up with a bloody brilliant as campaign that will focus on the product and make the cost of it irrelevant. if apply type FBADAUG so your not just sending a stupid automatic reply which will. be ignored instantly
Hi, I want four characters for my comic two boys and two girls. First character of boy should look little dumb, confused, asks stupid questions, second character of boy should be normal, cool guy first character of girl should look smart who has each and every answer(sarcastic ways) and second character of girl should be normal and smart with spectacles
...our business to 30 projects a year. Qualifications: Proficient in Revit, communicate well in English, can work in inches and feet rather than metric (I know our system is stupid), is willing and able to learn our interoffice system and style for construction documents, has stable and fast internet connection for good communication and file transfers
i created a cv. I cant delete the last page of word/blank page. I need you to delete the last page, so that I can export it into a PDF and get a job. Document is attached. FInal Product has to have same format. Thank you.
Hello, So basically, i'm able to compile my python script no problem, using pyinstaller. The issue i'm having, when I run the exe, it's unable to find th...have them floating around in the directory (trying to hide the source if possible). Any help is appreciated, my budget is pretty slim because it's probably just something stupid I'm messing up.
I am in need of business details of Gyms in Australia, UK and the USA If you have lists with Business name...Australia, UK and the USA If you have lists with Business name and Email - These need to be SCRUBBED Emails, I can't have them all being invalid or dead. Thanks - Do not give a stupid price, I have software that can do this but I am too busy
...change settings ….passengers can connect their own device with bluetooth or aux-cable or USB ….driver can control via external buttons volume up/down and push “next track” for stupid customers ---------------------------------------------------- The system should be extremely easy to control by passengers, with only the most necessary functions. - Play
looking for someone to run facebook paid marketing campaigns. do not apply without addressing t...mentioning the word FB001 so we can see to read this. anyone who doesnt quote this as their first word won't be even considered at all. not after someone who sends an stupid stomach quote and has no bloody idea what they are quoting.. ongoing job
PLEASE READ PROPERLY. DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS. READ THIS AND THEN BID! We have an open source CRM done in codeignitor PHP FRAMEWORK and it needs to be customised: The customisations needed (READ CAREFULLY): - Complete change of branding and colors. - Enrolment and student data and analytics integration for Moodle LMS. - Setting the customised
Hi, we need a cool donkey like in Shrek as a mascot for a company. Donkey should be: - not looking stupid - friendly and sympathetic - standing on 2 legs to show some things with the other 2 (like the fox attached) All files needed in vector - .ai f.e. First drawing needing 11./12.7. - final donkey next week If you are intersted please send us
...to work at the end too. (can I get rid of these and have just docker containers????) Plan and simple, there are a thousand websites saying how to do this. I'm clearly too stupid to google it and make it work. I'll give root access to VPS and you send me the commands. I've taken a server snapshot and I'll restore and run the commands. If I can
...round glasses. Typical nerd. Should be the central figure of the poster and be depicted at that moment in the film when his intelligence has a really low level. Looks like a stupid but funny. Age about 27 Max - despite the disability, Max is a cool guy. He has a nice face and strong body. He should be depicted when he sits in a wheelchair and wearing
This project is to repair mistakes by an unqualified person. [iniciar sesión para ver URL] There is only ONE rule: it cannot look stupid, like a child did it, as it now does. If you cannot complete it in 40 minutes, do NOT attempt it. If you have questions, it means you do not understand the project, so do NOT attempt it. Only 2 graphics
I'm looking to share multiple spreadsheets with an excel expert and consolidate them into one s...format to upload them into a Magento site. The sucessfull Freelance agent should be capable of analazing the data and use their experience to make a decesion and not be asking stupid questions as I will not be able to hold their hand to get the work done.
...video - calling all 2D animators! The Brief =============== Video length: 5 minutes Style: short, punchy, dramatic, crazy, funny, stupid Type of animation: VERY simple and minimal # of Characters to be animated: 2 characters # of Guests: 0 Example: https://www
...for the cartoon-style characters used there. (We also dislike the logo, but we already have someone working on it). The characters in template client rejected as too simple/stupid, and asked for something more original, to be somehow different from all the other sites. The "script" can be the same (two men with a window, a team simply standing together
I currently have a word press site and want it redone EXACTLY the same. it sounds stupid, but i cant access admin info because the person who did this not willing to provide the info. So please look before firing off a generic reply. must have a a working reservation module [iniciar sesión para ver URL]
I need four words creatively disguised or removed from a track without ruing the song. An explosion or DJ sound effect can be used or it can be r...the song. An explosion or DJ sound effect can be used or it can be removed with the background track still playing. The words are: "Hypnotic" at 0:32, "Patron" at 0:45. "Stupid" at 1:02, My neck at 1:10.
Stupid magento 2.. I hate it!! [iniciar sesión para ver URL] Some of the categories are working and some arent. It goes to 404 not found even though their setup in the backend. [iniciar sesión para ver URL] [iniciar sesión para ver URL] [iniciar sesión para ver URL] And more.. Some categories
The name swamp-stupid must be in the design. can be comical. red neck in the swamp. can have alligators [iniciar sesión para ver URL] swamps are like everglades louisiana bayou:s that type if you wanted to implement them some way in to the [iniciar sesión para ver URL] old looking. ill will be doing foll up designs with swamp-stupid theme.
I need simple adjustment on my website, prevent more than one player instance running at same time. More details on PM. Available developer ready to get it ...Available developer ready to get it ready asap. No waste timer, fakes and tricksters like this impostor Ashish M. (user developersperhr) already i am tired to meet with such stupid personages...
...I have lots of work. I would like to work a little with you and see if a good relationship develops. i have years of business experience, and I do not have time for all the stupid games. I am an American but currently working on projects in Asia. (profile says China). I want to build a good relationship and you will see that I am always trusting and
...have lots of work. I would like to work a little with you and see if a good relationship develops. i have years of business experience, and I do not have time for all the stupid games. I am an American but currently working on projects in Asia. (profile says China). I want to build a good relationship and you will see that I am always trusting and
Anybody who is willing to put up money for a trading account and trade it and grow it themselves, so we can create many trading accounts and split half. This sounds stupid but im only asking this because people are not making money they are blowing my accounts and i want to see that someone actually can do it foreal
...Below you can see samples of the type of wallet (but the sample is just a regular design), as well as the template for creating the work. I am looking for something funny, stupid and marketable to people who browse meme pages on Facebook and Reddit. The file marked plate is the template, just design on top of that. The panels correspond to the numbers
...before on mobile) - They are being hit up for prizes when they are experiencing the very high elation of our game play (10 exquisite high quality levels) rather than a simple stupid silly video. $250 / week subscription and $125 / week subscriptions - 10 of them each. For the ability to show their photo and name to the whole world of our customers
Please read careful before place any bid. because this type of program is not for every stupid on this website. Is about betting sports soccer teams. Program should collect informations from the website: [iniciar sesión para ver URL] (eg. 8.00AM Manchester-Arsenal) then compare that match if exist on another website( [iniciar sesión para ver URL]) if does exist then create ...
I need a ghostbin scraper in python(3) that downloads every paste. [iniciar sesión para ver URL] them in [iniciar sesión para ver URL] Depending on how friendly you are and if you help me with any other problems i may have, for example if i can't get the program running because i'm stupid i may or may not pay more. The program MUST work on linux and windows.
...doesn’t succeed, he looses one, if he declines, the challenge is passed on to the next. *But* if the challenge gets back to you because noone wants to do it (because it’s so stupid / hard etc.) - you must do it or you lose 5 points. The game ends when the first contestant reaches 15 points. *What’s needed from a gamers perspective* - an iOS-app (and
This is a card-based fighting online multiplayer game, where you defeat your enemies by playing cards from your hand. The players will get 3 playable cards at a time and after playing those cards he will get 3 more cards from the deck which is shuffled every round. Each Player will have to create his own deck. There will be 10 rounds in one game and from those 10 rounds each player will be able t...
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This is a tricky time for researchers. Indus...rise. I am looking for content that can be turned to an ebook that can help students looking at research as a career option. Along the lines of [iniciar sesión para ver URL] This is really just a start. I have a series of works that I would love to get out.
...at malls and other places which has crowds. We then sell products to customers face to face. We are a startup with a unique culture our values are - Be fearless but not stupid - Be real be the best you can be - Be simple but not careless - Be curious but not nosy - Be responsible we have principles - We celebrate success Be inventive, we
...the puppies face in a nice font design. I don't want it too big, but big enough where it can be seen and read clearly. The name is: Puppy Pendejo (translates to "Stupid Puppy") . I was thinking somewhere around the bottom in between an ear and a paw but I am open to different ideas. I also want to the logo in different basic colors for
I have edited them and plugin files to remove all add to cart buttons as it is catalog mode only - but the themes quickview option allows add to cart. I want the quickview function to work but remove the add to cart button - if possible replace with the catalogue button which says Make Enquiry. see [iniciar sesión para ver URL] If you can rmove/replace the quickview Add To Cart button A...
Hi Wannakuwatta F., I noticed your profile and would like to discuss updating & improving a current business plan fo...plan for a civil construction company (us) as well as putting together a pitch deck to accompany it. The $1 rate was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature on this site. We can discuss further over chat.
Hi Audrey V., I would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. ...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.
Hi Happymarli, I noticed your profile and would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is appro...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.
Hi David D., I noticed your profile and would like to discuss a proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx ...proofreading/editing project. It pertains to a construction delay and is approx 4705 words on 15 pages. The $1 budget was an arbitrary amount to enable the chat feature. Really stupid feature of this site.