Hi!
It's really an honor to be invited here! Look at the bidders! They sure have dogs that have the front legs arrive minutes before the hind legs. And they sure must have cars that reach the place, a full minute before they arrive at the venue.
But, on my part, I'll do my best. I'll let my writing do the sales at your website. I still don't understand what has to be done there, but if you ask me, Hey Tom, change this into a pig, I'll do it. If you say, Hey Tom, I want this girl to be turned into a frog, I'll take the Princess home and put the frog there, which I carry in my pocket.
So, whatsup?! And I say that at last!