Website Designer Needed

Hi, I'm looking for a web designer who is fluent in PHP, JavaScript and jQuery. I'm looking to outsource some of my work and I can pay around 500$ per website. (Depends on the work) [MUST] Answer the following when you answer: 1. Who are you? 2. What was your last big adventure? 3. What's your next big adventure? 4. Where in the world are you? 5. Do you have availability to work weekends (Sat, Sun) in exchange for working fewer hours during the week (Mon-Fri)? This is not a requirement for the position but it's definitely a plus if you can. 6. What were your last 3-5 jobs and what kind of development did you perform at each? Do you have any samples of projects you worked on there that we can take a look at? Please describe in detail what you did on those websites, such as design, theme development, plugin development, customization, etc. 7. What's your preferred hourly rate? 8. How would you rate your comfort and skills with the following on a scale of: None, Not strong, Strong or Very strong CSS 3 CSS Animations Sass PHP JavaScript That's it. :)