Need a WP Guru and Banner maker.

I am looking for a create a long term relationship with someone that I can call on from time to time to fix plugins and make any changes that I would need to my website. Also to make suggestions of interface and flow of the webpage. Perhaps some SEO if I believe I might need it. Must be able to follow instructions and get back to me in a days time 48 hours would make me happy. Also must have skype so that we can talk about ideas and possible changes. Nothing I require is more than a few hours at a time. I need some plugins fixed now and a banner created. Must speak english and be fun. These two things are really important. If your not fun then please I do not want to work with you. There are too many not fun people in tech and a good mix will make this a long term relationship. Thanks, Jason