ADSENSE MASTERS AND SPECIALISTS ONLY!!!

I have a website with very little use of Adsense and rather poor. I want a SPECIALIST that knows the best on how to plae adsense ads and where to place them and in which color, etc etc etc. i will want to see profiles of you who are going to bid, show me what you can do with adsense to achieve the highest CTR. And I mean someone who knows the tricks inside out. No PMB and SPECIFIC pages where adsense is strateically employed, no answer. This is URGENT!!!! Don't bid high, I have a small budget and this is a very simple project, you only need your brains and experience, it will not take time!!! Maximum bid is $40. This is fast quick money. Lower bids with good profiles will be considered more. Thanks and good luck!