data enty project

i need someone who can copy catagories 100 catagories and 10,000 jokes to my website. my site is done in joomla system. i need this project to be done fast. u need to have skype or gtalk. i need this project to be done in 5 days or less. i will give you deposit went you do half to the project i give you half of the bid. if you can't do the project in 5 days i will cancel project. No deposit until half of the project is done. thank you... u will copy data from another website.