challege for not laughing

vHi employer, I have 2.5 years of article, technical report, business and management report, website content, CDR, short story writing experience and hence I think I am very much suitable for the job. I promise to provide quality work in given time and price with no grammar and spelling mistakes. I hope you will like my proposal and give me a chance to get awarded. Regards, Raghav

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we can claim with guarantee to provide you the ever best services you desired for, we will not only provide you the quantity, we believe in quality. we as a team of devoted workers will complete your work in time and will be more reliable. we look forward to hearing from you thank you Team UNICRES

I am a nationally and internationally recognized, award winning writer. Very keen on meeting deadlines. Has skills on creative writing as well. Has special skill in speed typing. Six published papers with recognized publishers on research work. Was awarded for being the best creative writer in 2001 and has published papers in 2013-2014. Appreciate if you can consider my proposal for project and contact me if I am a suitable candidate.

I will try to submit my project before the give time . i have always worked in this manner ,i can ensure that there will not be any problem with my punctuality .

I love cracking non veg jokes all the time. I have a wicked sense of humour and have spent a lot of time honing my skills at making people laugh. I would be ideal for this job because I am the biggest pervert on this website. No one else even comes close.