Article writing and submitting to the article directories

?I need to write an article and submit the article to 300 article directories. I will give you a list of article directories or you can use your own. What exactly will be your job? 1. Write an article. The topic is "Affiliate programs". I don't care about the quality of the article as long as the article will be accepted by the article directories. 2. Submit the article to 300 article directories. I will provide you with the list of hundreds article directories (or you can use your own list). I will also send you "about the author" text. 3. When finished, send me a report with the URLs of the approved articles. Please keep in mind that only approved articles are counted. So you should send me a report with 300 URLs with approved article. Please place a bid only if you fully understand what I ask for. Thanks for your bids!