anamation character behind a closed curtian that opens and reveals something that you wouldnt have expected

I know it sounds stupid but its funny so please read.. so im thinking of maybe a closed curtian to begin with maybe dim lighting and slow sexy music and behind the curtian is my thingy which is not what you think, maybe it seems kind of dirty at first if your mind is in the gutter but the further the curtian moves up you realize its just a stupid looking hairy monster that has two legs with two big eyes ,i have drawings of what i want it to look like,and you can touch it and it says stuff ,makes noises and moves a little..Our human mind can play tricks on us and it sounds dirty but its not,just plain fun...Hope its something somebody will be interested in..Thanks.... I have changed my mind some since the original posting,I have an idea of what I want my thingys to look like,i want a male and female as well..Thanks..I want to be able to take and post this animation to my webpage.