Funny yet True

"Hello, When it involves writing, it involves me. With a passion for writing and dedication to words, I can make any topic interesting, informative, and superior in multiple ways. Now is the time to take the opportunity to grow your business and improve brand awareness by using various kinds of content to get your message out. Let’s discuss a plan for your business today! We can combine and incorporate different written materials to make sure your business is making the most of content and making its presence known. Contact me today to discuss the options and create an effective and efficient plan for your day to day operations. Kind Regards"

I was wondering what exactly do you mean by "and learn from real life". Also how long do you think it would have to be?

I am a fan of comedy and pop culture. I am a Native English Speaker with a lust for words and a passion for writing witty phrases. I am great at editing my thoughts and expressions. I am a University graduate and the recipient of several academic awards at the tertiary level. I have publication in local newspapers and academic research papers. I have a strong background in English Literature, creative writing and research. Kindly provide a detailed description of your expectations of the project, timelines, standards, delivery as well agreement regarding milestones. Also clearly describe the preferred structure and layout of the project if any.

i, I am a writer with several years of experience of writing on a wide range of topics. I can definitely write a funny yet true comedy sketch for you. Do take a look at my reviews and/or the samples in my portfolio to get an idea of the quality of work that I deliver. Please note that my bid is a placeholder bid and the actual amount and duration will depend on your actual requirements. Please feel free to get in touch in case of any queries. Warm Regards, Namrata

Hello! I can already imagine this being full of anecdotes from life with little quips or moments of depreciation. For example, (a real life situation I've had, PG example): "So a bit of background on my little sister. She has a genetic condition where her shoulders are constantly popping out of the socket. So now she has a medical reason not to do anything except being a bossy little brat. (Pause for laughs) Back in high school, we used to hang out in the library- no we weren't nerds, we were just smarter than everyone else. One day my sister and I playfully bickering and she says to me "What do you have that I don't have?" My response? Two functioning arms. Our Librarian, a dear friend of ours, hits me on the back of the head. She then proceeds to ask my laughing sister if she feels safe at home with complete sincerity. Here's the thing, I love my little sister. We never argued over boys or clothes because I didn't like clothes and she doesn't like anyone. I love her even when I want to kill her! That's what it's like having a brother or sister! One minute you're ready to strangle them with their shoe laces, the next you're singing duets in the living room into hair brushes." I'm not sure how close this is to what you'd want, but I'd love a crack at it!