Cunning Linguist: Funny & Politically Incorrect & Wildly Popular Facebook App

I want to create a fun app for facebook. It would be a game where the user gets a list of words like: humorous, funny, amusing, entertaining, hilarious, jokey, witty, comical, comic, droll, waggish, tongue in cheek, facetious, flippant, silly, ill-timed, ill-judged, foolish, inappropriate, inane, glib, frivolous, lighthearted, playful, teasing, sidesplitting, hysterical, riotous, uproarious, rollicking, rib-tickling, priceless, very funny, highly amusing, quaint, old-fashioned, old-world, picturesque, charming, pretty, antiquated, attractive, appealing, strange, peculiar, odd, curious, bizarre, weird, extraordinary, unusual, unconventional, eccentric, alternative, avant-garde, original, progressive, exceptional, And they have to choose the closest ones to the root words humorous, hilarious, amusing, comical, comic, droll, witty, facetious, waggish, sidesplitting, uproarious, quaint, unconventional, eccentric, quirky, odd, peculiar, off-the-wall, offbeat, unwell, sick, nauseous, faint, giddy, poorly, strange, weird, curious, unexpected, unusual, perplexing, joke, pun, witticism, gag, jest, bon mot, There will be less to choose from and I should be able to create the games in my wordpress blog. It will also have rhyming app for freestyle battle rappers So if there is a word like fun they get the rhymes son, sun, shun, hun, done, run, none, won, gun, pun, tun, stun, begun, undone, outdone, outrun, anyone, everyone, from, young, and have a challenge to make the best poem or something. I want it created on my wordpress blog so I can just login and load it up with a bunch of games and have them display to the users on facebook daily. After each game I want to user to get a score and then share it on their wall or with friends and get other people trying it out, competing, and getting new user levels. I also want to gather the emails with aweber, using a built in form for marketing. Please come with a low cost plan to do this quickly and easily and make it something that can be expanded out to mobile apps so that the users can do language traning and battle rapping on the go. Thanks.