We are looking for a person who can write create/write 50 funny ideas. The ideas should looks funny/hilarious/stupid but at the same time the idea should at least make some sense. Each idea should not exceed 25 words, the smaller the better. This is an easy project new people are encouraged to apply.
Here are some sample ideas to give you an exact idea what we are looking for:
1 - If there is dry milk then why there is no dry water?
2 - What if there is a helmet that does not disturb hair style?
3 - Why can't there is evaporation system in glasses/spectacles so one can wear it while taking bath?
4 - What if earth leaves its orbit and take us to the journey of all the planets around?
5 - What if man can fly but woman can't?
Please ask question to clarify the requirements. Include word 'Stupid' at the start of your proposal so we are sure that you read the details completely. We would appreciate if you include 1-2 stupid ideas as a sample so your chances of winning the project be increased.
YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE YOU GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES IN THE TEXT OF IDEAS YOU WRITE.
Thank you.
Hello,
STUPID. STUPID. STUPID.
What if the ideas are so funny that you can't read for laughing hard?
What if the ideas are so funny that your spine starts feeling like your funny bone?
What if the ideas are so stupid that people crown you the king of fools?
What if the ideas are so hilarious that it is like being in a room sprinkled with laughing gas?
What if the ideas are so air headed they start floating like balloons?
What if I write you 50 such ideas?
Regards,
Namita Jain
I have over 10 years of experience in creative writing and recently I have written a novel. I will be the right candidate because I am humorous by nature which will be expressed in my writings automatically.
Hi, I am highly qualified and experience able in this field. I have talented skill to solve your projects within your time and just as per your budget. Contact me soon and get best results. Thanks a lot
STUPID
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SAMPLES
what if you never get wet while taking a shower ?
what would happen if men started delivering babies ??
please message so we can discuss further details
regards