comedy writer to write comedy lyrics to an old song

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comedy lyrics to a song called "it's my party and I'll cry if I want to) retitled ""it's my potty & I'll cry if I want to" sung by an 80 year old man to describe the many senior gastronomical and "tush" problems he has.

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RuchiBhargava1

Hi, I am thrilled to submit a bid for creating comedy lyrics for the song. This task seems interesting and I am waiting for your signal to ooze out my creativity. While working with me, you may be sure that you have a Más

$750 USD en 7 días
(495 comentarios)
8.8
aevalentino

That's pretty funny ( : I'd love to help you come up with the lyrics to it. I have worked on rhyming/humorous short books, poems and lyrics before--so this is definitely within my wheelhouse. My approach to writin Más

$1000 USD en 30 días
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8.2
TechnoWritesAcad

Hello! How are you doing today? I am available to discuss the project. Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks. :) Pratiksha.

$750 USD en 7 días
(371 comentarios)
7.6
toplinesolutions

Hi I am good in your required project, I also have a huge amount of working experience of more than 7 years. To ensure please visit my profile and check customers satisfaction level. https://www.freelancer.com/u/topli Más

$750 USD en 1 día
(431 comentarios)
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andilpetzer

Hi there! I'd love to be a part of this humouristic project of yours! My best writing style is quirky humour which will suit your project to a T! And almost knowing the song off by heart is a bonus :). I also have Más

$750 USD en 7 días
(40 comentarios)
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vinita1804

Hi, the suggestion itself is quite hilarious, and I am willing to take up the challenge of creating an equally interesting musical sans anything cheap. Thanks & regards, Vinita.

$1100 USD en 7 días
(174 comentarios)
7.2
philipcraddock

Hi there. It sounds like a great project and I think I'd have a lot of fun writing this for you. In terms of why I'm the strongest candidate for this, I have a degree in Creative Writing. I also have a writing portfoli Más

$750 USD en 7 días
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fazygull

Greetings! If you are looking for simple regurgitated material please do not select me for the job. I am a professional. I do high level, top of the line writing with excellent grammar. If I am given a reasonable time Más

$790 USD en 6 días
(145 comentarios)
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joyceemareelim

From renaming the potty Jim ( I go to the Jim often) to Go-go golden girls ( go-go-go to the bathroom), there is a wealth of funny senior moments that can be incorporated into the song weaving in some modern technology Más

$750 USD en 7 días
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6.2
coozmoobusiness

How are you doing today? First of all, I would like to say this platform/website is really very good and I am presenting my self one of the best copywriters/blog writers on this platform. I am a professional and an Más

$750 USD en 3 días
(36 comentarios)
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sedozob1

I think I can come up with some pretty good lyrics for you. If your deadline allows for it, I can give you the first few lyrics I would start off with and see if you like them. If you don't, well, there are other peopl Más

$750 USD en 5 días
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6.4
sosdocmd

To Beatles, "Hey Jude". Off the top of my head!! My friend, I've got it bad. I have gassy eruptions all day long. But don't leave, They won't knock you out because my Tushie is tired and sagging. Hey Dude! O Más

$833 USD en 7 días
(32 comentarios)
5.7
assignsolver

Hi. I have more than 10 years of working experience in the industry. You must visit my profile and see the level of customer satisfaction through my ratings and reviews. I can provide you 100% quality even in a short Más

$750 USD en 1 día
(90 comentarios)
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Tkal

Oh my gosh, what a hilarious premise! Spoofing has been a mainstay of my freelance writing career - well, to be honest, more like a very welcome reprieve (my more academic specializations can be a little dry). I cou Más

$750 USD en 3 días
(14 comentarios)
5.1
crampton99

I can empathise as I am no spring chicken myself. Here is a potential beginning: It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to, cry if I want to You would cry too if you were eighty two! Nobody knows wher Más

$750 USD en 7 días
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DawnKathleen

Hi there! I would love to work on this with you. I have been writing for 30 years and my writing career actually started at Avon Products because I had written so many funny/sarcastic personalized poems and songs for p Más

$800 USD en 7 días
(12 comentarios)
4.7
mirunacurteanu

Hello there, I find this subject pretty funny due to the fact that old people can see their senior problems from outside the box and also make fun over it. I am a creative and pretty fun person and I find myself suita Más

$750 USD en 4 días
(9 comentarios)
4.2
MarwaKaiem2

Hello, I am an experienced writer who can provide you with the highest quality and creativity ever, and in the least manner of time. I have the ability to provide you with a very hilarious song in only one day. If Más

$7500 USD en 1 día
(20 comentarios)
4.2
Karenturnmire1

I have done this for fun for years, and write songs and lyrics all the time. Sounds like a fun project. Feel free to ask me any questions

$1176 USD en 5 días
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splitrajesh

Hey there, It looks like a very interesting task, and I'll try my best to deliver to your liking in the least time possible. I love storytelling, and doing parodies is one of my childhood hobbies that I still cherish Más

$750 USD en 3 días
(1 comentario)
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