Comedy script

Hi, I'm really interested in the project, since it's my area of expertise. I'm sure we can work together. I have read and understood the project guideline. I will like to use my experience to serve you better. You can trust my sincere indulgence both in quality and time frame. If you will give me a chance, I will ensure that you're satisfied. Please give me a chance. Thanks

Dear samneumann, Oh, please let me do this for your boy! When is his party? When do you need the rhymes? Are we talking of four-liners or eight-liners here? If you do award this project to me, I would need some information about him -what he's like, his best qualities, his physical features, special traits, quirks, etc. That way, we can come up with rhymes that are really tailored to suit him, and not just generic funny quips. I am, among many things, a creative writer and poet. Please visit my profile and decide if I am the one who could make this work. Thank you.

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Henceforth I pledge my quill to you And I shall write a verse or two To make you consider my bid: Just bring along some shiny Quid.

When I saw your project, I knew immediately I was perfect for it, and here's why: -I have won many titles in both improv and debate. (Improv is spontaneous theatre, known for it's comedy, drama and wit) I think these titles demonstrate my ability to entertain and capture the attention of the audience. -I also have extensive and varied experience as a writer. I have written and self-published a collection of poems (so I am definitely able to write the rhyming stanzas!) -A quality which makes me unique, especially among other freelance writers, is that I have a lot of experience with kids, especially around the age of 13 because I coached a elementary debate club for the past two years. Since it was an extra-curricular activity, we tried to have a lot of fun too. As a result, I understand the humour of 13 year-olds, because it certainly is a brand of it's own. Last, but not least is that whatever deadline you need it by, I will have the project done much in advance, to the best of my ability. Further, I'm sure you have an idea about what you expect the end result to look like, I will always do my best to meet and exceed your standard, but should you be anything other than completely satisfied, I am happy to revise the work without an additional fee! I hope you do accept my proposal, I am, of course, at your disposal. In the final draft, to you I'll submit, excitements, giggles, and certainly wit!

Hi! I understand that you need someone to write rhyming stanzas for a party for your son. I believe I'll be the perfect person for this job. Having studied Literature (rest assured, Shakespearean language will not appear in the stanzas, unless you want it to), I am well-versed in the creation of poems and rhyme schemes. I definitely have experience in the writing your task requires - I have written poems, put lyrics to music compositions, penned team cheers - I certainly will not let you down in this aspect. As for the need for humor in the stanzas, well, years of watching sitcoms and goofing off with friends have endowed me with a wealth of knowledge in that area. I sincerely hope you do consider me for this task, and whatever your choice may be, I hope your son has a good time at his party! Thank you. Regards, Wallsofwater