Dedicated PHP programmer $5/hr

I am looking for a dedicated PHP/MySQL programmer who can work 4 hours per day, 5 days per week. Your weekly salary will be $100. We will need to start at a fixed time and finish at a fixed time, during working hours we will communicate through Instant Messenger about the project, testing/discussing. Need hard-working, qualified and honest programmer to work on web projects. Skills required are PHP/MySQL, Smarty, Javascript, Facebook Apps(Connect). Please you should learn Smarty and Facebook API first if you don't know how it works. We have several projects, so the length of hire is flexible. This could be a long-term hire if we are satisfied with your skills and work ethics.