Auto load website from major search engine

I need someone to write some javascript for me that will automatically go to one of the 3 major search engines on a random basis (google / yahoo / msn ) and automatically search for about 5 different search criteria that I will supply which also need to be rotated on a random basis. The search criteria will be very specific to my website and therefore pretty much guaranteed to return my url. I then need the script to access my url through the search engine. I would like the option of running this script hidden in the background and/or in the foreground. I would also like to be able to detect if the user is using a dial-up connection and if so, not run the script. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows? (depending on the nature? of the deliverables): a)? For web sites or? other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software? installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). ## Platform "Windows XP", "in all 3.0+ versions of Internet Explorer and Netscape", "Linux"